A local state MP has stunned colleagues in parliament this week by delivering the kind of economic insight you just can’t put a price on: chickens need water, and Tamworth has three KFCs that need chickens.

Tamworth drivers are once again bracing for suspension-snapping chaos after a single day of rain has turned local roads into what experts are calling “an interactive obstacle course for the unwilling.”

Tamworth’s very own Councillor Tomato has today reached previously unseen shades of red after a colleague dared to suggest that council should actually answer community questions in public.

Tamworth Regional Council has once again demonstrated its commitment to open and transparent governance by swiftly removing a Facebook comment that dared to question who exactly gave them advice about Ray Walsh House tiles.

Tamworth’s Quality Business Awards, a glittering celebration of sequins, speeches, and sponsorship logos, was briefly overshadowed on Saturday night when a sponsor used their moment on stage to publicly scold a councillor for not attending.

In breaking news that has rocked exactly zero historians and at least three Facebook comment sections, Tamworth Regional Council has officially confirmed that the tiles in Ray Walsh House “may or may not have been marble.”
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